I would kill God for Klaus Hargreeves.
tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now
wait fuck thats sa
Tumblr security snuck up behind him and snapped his neck before he could warn us about und
My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment
maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄
Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).
It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.
Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they just killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all
my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”
